Quotable and Unquotable Quotes

BP’s speech has bloomed and blossomed over the last few months.  Here are just a few of the ‘quotes’ I’d like to remember.

WP: BP, please put your coat on – it’s cold out.  BP runs to look out the window.  BP: It’s not cold out – the trees aren’t moving.

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WP: BP, please put your coat on – it’s cold out.  BP: It’s not… It’s SUMMER (arms spread out wide).

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BP: Mumma – you need PP towel?  (toilet paper)

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*I wasn’t there for this one, but I heard about it.
HP and BP went out – just the two of them. BP: You go on red (light)? HP: No, I go on green. BP: You go on red in Mumma’s Charlie? HP: No, I go on green. BP: You did!  You go on red in Mumma’s Charlie?

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Standing in church singing
BP: he has cute buns.  WP: No. BP: (pointing at another person) He have cute buns? WP: No, only HP has cute buns. BP: Oh.  He have cute buns? *Can we just not talk about this right now?

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BP: What’s her name? WP: Miss E. BP: What’s her name? WP: Miss J. – continues through several people.  BP: She my friend, she my friend, she my friend, she NOT my friend, she my friend.  **Dear God, I hope that lady did not just hear this conversation.

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