BP’s speech has bloomed and blossomed over the last few months. Here are just a few of the ‘quotes’ I’d like to remember.
WP: BP, please put your coat on – it’s cold out. BP runs to look out the window. BP: It’s not cold out – the trees aren’t moving.
WP: BP, please put your coat on – it’s cold out. BP: It’s not… It’s SUMMER (arms spread out wide).
BP: Mumma – you need PP towel? (toilet paper)
*I wasn’t there for this one, but I heard about it.
HP and BP went out – just the two of them. BP: You go on red (light)? HP: No, I go on green. BP: You go on red in Mumma’s Charlie? HP: No, I go on green. BP: You did! You go on red in Mumma’s Charlie?
Standing in church singing
BP: he has cute buns. WP: No. BP: (pointing at another person) He have cute buns? WP: No, only HP has cute buns. BP: Oh. He have cute buns? *Can we just not talk about this right now?
BP: What’s her name? WP: Miss E. BP: What’s her name? WP: Miss J. – continues through several people. BP: She my friend, she my friend, she my friend, she NOT my friend, she my friend. **Dear God, I hope that lady did not just hear this conversation.